Since the holidays, I have done the following:
Dec 20– I fell down one step and landed hard on my right side. It is, still, quite sore. I did the same thing three years ago (which was worse) shortly before I graduated from college.
Dec 23– I was getting off the bus, and instead of stepping out onto the sidewalk, I fell out of the bus on my ass. Had I not been wearing a coat, I would have torn up my elbow pretty good. Instead, only my pride hurt.
Today, Jan 4- I fell up the steps near my apartment. Again on my right side. But I just got up and walked to the bus stop.
Jeff joked that my medic alert bracelet was already in the mail.
What’s it going to say? “My mother is a clumsy bozo”?
This is getting ridiculous!
I’m Stef and this is where it’s @ !~