What would yours say?
Mine would say:
WARNING: contains many, if not all, of the following- rational thought, compassion, empathy, loyalty; may also contain civil disobedience, argumentative attitude, and a rebellious streak; also: strong language, bawdy humor, a “doesn’t care what you think” mindset, and a “you better not mess with me and mine or you’ll live to regret it” attitude. Some of these traits may not be suitable for all consumers. Not all traits are listed. Your mileage may vary.
I posted this on Facebook several years ago. It still applies.
I’m Stef and this is where it’s @ !~